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"I think, therefore I compile."
β Me, at 3 AM, questioning my life choices
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"We are all just bits in someone else's memory leak."
I'm a developer who believes code is poetry written for machines β and music is poetry written for souls. I write C like it's 1972, deploy like it's 2030, and debug like I'm being personally attacked by the universe.
πΌ Philosophy: Every shell I build is a small rebellion against entropy. π Soundtrack: Lo-fi beats to segfault to.
π₯ OopsEngine
A containerized code judge that runs 50+ submissions concurrently on a 1GB VM β because poverty is the mother of invention.
FastAPI Next.js Docker Redis Celery PostgreSQL Azure
- π― p95 latency: 11ms | p99: 14ms | 81+ RPS sustained
- π JWT/JWKS auth, sandboxed Docker execution, long-polling terminal UI
- π Live Demo
π Abyss Shell
A Unix shell written in C. Because every programmer must, at least once, stare into the abyss β and fork() it.
C POSIX Linux Kernel API
- Pipes, redirection, multi-process IPC β zero leaks, zero segfaults
- 500+ REPL iterations. The abyss stared back. It blinked first.
π§ click to peek inside my headphones
| Mood | Soundtrack |
|---|---|
| Debugging at 2 AM | π§οΈ Rainy jazz, melancholic piano |
| Shipping features | β‘ Synthwave, drum & bass |
| Writing C | π» Classical β Bach, specifically |
| Reading docs | π§ Lo-fi hip hop, obviously |
| Celebrating 0 bugs | π Queen β Don't Stop Me Now |